{"id":1432,"date":"2026-10-03T23:24:49","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T23:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/?p=1432"},"modified":"2026-10-03T23:24:49","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T23:24:49","slug":"todos-me-llamaban-loco-por-casarme-con-una-mujer-de-60-anos-pero-en-nuestra-noche-de-bodas-vi-una-marca-en-su-hombro-escuche-tengo-que-decirte-la-verdad-y-comprendi-que-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/?p=1432","title":{"rendered":"Todos me llamaban loco por casarme con una mujer de 60 a\u00f1os\u201d, pero en nuestra noche de bodas vi una marca en su hombro, escuch\u00e9 \u201cTengo que decirte la verdad\u201d y comprend\u00ed que toda mi vida hab\u00eda sido una mentira."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span dir=\"auto\">PARTE 1<\/span><br \/>\n<span dir=\"auto\">\u201c\u00a1Prefieres casarte con una mujer de sesenta a\u00f1os antes de encontrar una chica decente!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span dir=\"auto\">Eso fue lo que mi madre me grit\u00f3 en medio del patio, delante de mis t\u00edos, los vecinos e incluso del repartidor de gas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span dir=\"auto\">Me llamo Efra\u00edn, tengo veinte a\u00f1os, mido un metro ochenta y nac\u00ed en un peque\u00f1o rancho de Guanajuato donde todo el mundo lo sabe todo antes de que lo hayas vivido. A mi edad, la mayor\u00eda de mis amigos pensaban en motos, cerveza y chicas de su clase. Yo, en cambio, me hab\u00eda convertido en el chismoso favorito del pueblo porque iba a casarme con Do\u00f1a Celia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span dir=\"auto\">As\u00ed la llamaban<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PARTE 1 \u201c\u00a1Prefieres casarte con una mujer de sesenta a\u00f1os antes de encontrar una chica decente!\u201d Eso fue lo que&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1433,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1432"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1434,"href":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432\/revisions\/1434"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/historias.sikag.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}